50% 02:10 Nor cold, nor flu, nor any fever can keep The Minion from
50% 02:24 Aiden has a tight little body. She's also new and has yet
50% 02:28 Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I
50% 02:10 I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if
50% 02:32 I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she
50% 02:26 I was feeling a bit under the weather this day. I was on
50% 02:27 If you blinked then you missed Desire Storm's career in
50% 02:14 Somewhere in West Virginia there's a village without its
50% 02:17 I used be a glutton for punishment since I let Tiger out of
50% 02:21 I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I'm the king of all
50% 02:19 It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer
50% 02:22 Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me
50% 02:30 I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was
50% 02:26 I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2
50% 02:21 Riley Brooks told me she's in dire needs of some money.
100% 02:25 Kinzy Jo has the personality of an eggplant and the looks
50% 02:11 Now this is what I call a 'woman.' Veronica is no stranger
50% 02:28 Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? It's as
100% 02:28 You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I
100% 02:29 You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I
50% 02:23 Confucius said that '7 day honeymoon make whole weak' and
87% 02:26 Savannah made a mess of my home. She made a mockery of
100% 02:24 I wish I knew what happened to this panochita. She's not
100% 02:22 Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something
100% 02:13 I can't tell where the fuck this one came from. She's
100% 02:23 She's now known as Olivia Winters but she's always been a
50% 02:25 Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl
50% 02:07 Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd and you get a
50% 02:23 This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought
50% 02:05 This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the
50% 02:22 After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one
100% 02:20 I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2
50% 02:18 When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First,
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50% 02:28 There's something that tells me that Britney would rather
100% 02:14 Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are
100% 02:08 A birthday celebration for The Minion wouldn't be complete
100% 02:26 Superhero work gets tiring. I mean, you can only save so
50% 02:23 My domination of the free world continues. I flew Roxy
50% 02:27 I was enjoying some cake and whipped cream when I was
50% 02:29 Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a
100% 02:24 I'm constantly searching the country for porn whores to put
100% 02:14 Look up the word 'Crazy' in the dictionary and Tory Lane's
50% 02:17 I've taken bowel movements that are prettier than Tiffany
50% 02:27 I can honestly say that Tiger is the craziest porno bitch
50% 02:11 Take a good hard look at Leah Luv. At her meatiest she's
50% 02:25 Remember guys, never get high on your own supply. Also,
50% 02:20 Remember guys, never get high on your own supply. Also,
50% 02:25 I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled a
50% 02:13 Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will
50% 02:25 Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk
100% 02:19 Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This
50% 02:27 I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in
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50% 02:17 I can't stress enough that I am the measuring stick in
50% 02:17 Lyla Lei sounds like the kind of girl you get when you call
50% 02:29 Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How
100% 02:23 I can honestly say that Tiger is the craziest porno bitch
50% 02:21 I can't believe that some of these wacky porn whores have
50% 02:32 I don't care about the backgrounds of any of the whores I
50% 02:22 This 'daughter of a rock star', Avy Lee Roth, came over
50% 02:28 Her titties are the best I've ever seen. Her ass was as
50% 02:15 I don't know if Aliana Love is black, white, or mulatto.